Sunday, November 03, 2002

I've started hearing conspiracy theories about Paul Wellstone's death in a place crash last week. A google seach turns up dozens of hits for such topics as "Was Wellstone Murdered?" and the like.

There's even a make your own conspiracy theory. mine:

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Paul Wellstone's death you need to realize that
everything is controlled by a a football team made up of aliens with
help from South Dakotans.

The conspiracy first started during Sept. 11 in Minnesota. They have
been responsible for many events throughout history, including the
fall of Rome.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be
identified by telling pun filled jokes.

They want to murder Jesse Ventura and imprison resisters in Arkansas
using cars.

In order to prepare for this, we all must photograph my car. Since the
media is controlled by the ACLU we should get our information from
Matt Drudge.

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